Most people cook in a logical, linear, straightforward way. They chop garlic, they mince onion, they boil water.
I do that most times, too.
But sometimes, sometimes, I use my super-powers and just lay my hands upon the food vapors, and create the whole holy shebang with just my awesome positive thinking.
It helps, naturally, to have a comfortable, efficient kitchen . . .
. . . and it also helps to have a Vulcan. Talk about Super Powers.
We do a lot of sautéing of broccoli and mushrooms and tofu and garlic around these parts . . .
. . . how we love broccoli and mushrooms and tofu and garlic around these parts . . . And kale! Oh how we love kale.
But the main thing about the cooking of kale and all her little friends, is the Hands Upon It system of preparation . . . .
Abracadabra . . .
. . . I hereby transform you, kale, into . . . dinner!
. . . oh, and wine! Yes, a pouring splash of wine will make this hocus-pocus magic moment even better.
Oh yeah, it's better.
The best part of the proceedings is when my hands start getting elongated . . .
. . . With my elongated hands I can do anything . . .
. . . Hands Upon It, baby . . .
. . . and . . . VoilĂ !
It's all in the hands.
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love!
Jacquie
Yeah, I start cooking like that and all I make is a mess. You must be magic.
ReplyDeleteFreaky!
ReplyDeletexo,
Beth