Over and Over and Over Again

Remember the Worst Photo Shoot in the History of the Universe?

Well, I think we got it beat.

 We had the best intentions . . .

 . . . me, My Girl Nancy, her man Jonnie, and Mistah?

I mean, how could we fail? We have a track record, for petesake.

Oh, but how we failed . . .

. . . over and over and over again.

It's like we tried to wreck every photo . . .

(Oooh, that's a lovely shot.)

. . . and succeeded at it.

Actually, Jonny looks pretty good . . .

. . . thoughtful, pensive, calm.

Sober bastid.

Oh, wait, we may finally have a half-okay one . . .

 . . . and yes! Finally! A winner!

And then, well, back to it . . .

. . . we took approximately 17 million shots on the staircase.

. . . hoping for a couple of roses amidst our gnarly, twisted garden of thorns.

(I had dried wine in my hair the next morning.)

 Hey, at least we had fun . . .

. . . oh the fun we had . . .

. . . over and over and over again . . .

. . . because although it was the Second Worst Photo Shoot in History, it *is* the World's Funnest Staircase.

Oh, we had ourselves a Time.

Bam.