Raise your hand if you're turning 2 today.

Which one of you moppets is it?

Is it you? No, you're 5½ . . .

. . . and full of sass and spark. And really good at finding sunglasses.

You? Nope. 3½ . . .

. . . and very giving and sharing. Everybody was well-hydrated with all that waddah you handed out.

Is it you?

It is! It is you!

Happy Birthday, munchkin.

Now get out there and have yourself a super-duper happy day. You are going to rock this 2 thing.