Thursday, April 2, 2009

meatloaf

I’ve been talking about it all week. I bought the ground turkey on Sunday, and could think of nothing else at work all day on Monday. I crunched the numbers: 20 minutes to get home, at least 10 minutes of prep, 60 minutes cooking time – 90 minutes minimum was the best I could do. We have a very small window between school and karate on Mondays and Wednesdays, which must include homework, dinner, and driving time. Dinner has to be on the table by 5:15 or we’re not going to make it. It was 3pm, but I thought if I left work by 4 I could make it work. I’ve never been very good at math. We had tacos that night.

Then Tuesday night, I decided to scrap my plan to hit the gym after work and head home to loaf. But my husband successfully convinced me to meet him for dinner somewhere that was showing our alma mater play basketball (again with the basketball). The kids and I were game, but the evening turned out to be an unmitigated disaster that ended with tantrums and tears and groundings and destroyed psyches and not nearly enough mind-numbing alcohol.

On Wednesday, I was determined.

I informed my workplace that I needed a half day off to attend to personal matters. First, I went to the gym, and turbo-kick-boxed the shit out of any lingering frustration about the previous night's dinner fiasco. Then I scoffed at the nasty gym locker room and went back home to enjoy my beautiful shower. Have I talked about how much I love my shower? It’s my happy place. After that bliss, with my remaining time off, I began to construct the loafen meat masterpiece.

Who wouldn’t feel better when smelling this?


I have to say that there was a time in my life when I mocked the likes of Jessica Seinfeld and her subversive vegetable maneuvers, but then I met this clown


who does not care for inconsistencies in her food. She prefers that all of her food be uniform in color, preferably on the beige side of the spectrum. I put those beautiful vegetables into my food processor, and they came out looking noticeably less appealing. But I must say, there are not too many things I can think of that do look appealing when loafed up with raw meat and eggs.

The meal was…. anticlimactic. I chose not to battle with the girl over the difference between a nibble and a taste. I chose to focus on the yummy sounds emanating from the menfolk.

As for me, now that my craving has been satiated; I don’t think I’ll need to make meatloaf again for a long while. But I pity the fool who gets between me and my leftover sandwich tomorrow.

In my family, we have this thing where if you find yourself in the middle of a really boring story, you say it’s a turkey sandwich. I think that with this post, I’ve renamed the phenomenon. Welcome to my meatloaf.

6 comments:

Me, You, or Ellie said...

Jacquie, I love this post! This story is not meatloaf to me. I completely identify.

Especially with this so perfectly expressed gem: "the evening turned out to be an unmitigated disaster that ended with tantrums and tears and groundings and destroyed psyches and not nearly enough mind-numbing alcohol."

Genius.

Beth

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Oh ya... when it comes to kids you have to play the game of "lets hide the veggies". The kids usually win.

DI
The Blue Ridge Gal

Me, You, or Ellie said...

Extra lettuce on that meatloaf sandwich, please.....

Or, actually, more appropriately, may I have extra lettuce on that loafen meat masterpiece sandwich. Please.

xxEllie

Kathi D said...

I found this story distinctly Not Boring. I envy you your meatloaf, and I share your warped time sense.

When I was The Girl's age, I preferred White Food. I still enjoy a lot of White Food. Mmmmmmmmm tapioca pudding.

Sassy Molassy said...

If you divide the meatloaf in half and cook two smaller loaves on a broiler pan, it cooks in half the time and all the gross fat goes into the bottom pan. You're welcome!

Penn State Fan visiting San Diego said...

Sorry tuesday night didn't go well. I making an assumption that SDSU was playing. I was really hoping to be in San Diego yesterday and watch Penn State play SDSU but that was not to be.
Oh well, it was still fun watching Penn State beat Baylor! Beth can attest to my enthusiasm.
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