Bulbous and Irregular

There are so many things that are bulbous and irregular in this world ...

I beg of you, do not look up that combination of words online -- the results are not good.

photo cred: stolen

Okay, wait, fruits and veggies are okay . . . 

photo cred: julie

. . . as is Julie's shallot . . .

. . . but the many photos of noses online you should not look up are not.

But mostly I mean philosophically, emotionally and intellectually, it's a bulbous and irregular world. For example:

The movie fest at the Garde? It's amazing. But every movie is bulbous. I volunteer to become an editor and cut every movie by 30 minutes.

You're welcome.

And irregular?

There are irregular heart beats, irregular trouser sizes, irregular verbs, irregular galaxies, irregular employment . . .

. . . and then there's me talking to Jacquie on the phone yesterday.
Hi Schnook!

Here's to bulbous and irregular.

And here's to the absence thereof.