OutdoorTree

Some people have outdoor cats.

We have an outdoor tree.

There are myriad reasons why and we do not need to go into them right now. The thing is . . . we just do. We got one last year. And we have one this year. And that is the end of that story.

Sort of.

Yeah, I'm not buying it either.

The reason is . . . 

. . . we don't have any room for a in-of-doors tree . . . 

. . . and we have the ornaments from our outdoor tree last year . . . the ones that survived the tree falling down one million times. . .

 . . . and so this year we bought another outdoor tree.

"Buy an outdoor tree, they said. It'll be fine they said . . . "

It's not fine.

Nothing is fine.

But it's ... okay.

We're muddling through and trying to figure it out.

In the meantime, our OutdoorTree still needs a star . . .

But . . .  

. . . it does have guy wires.