Sorry, suckahs. You get classic Friday Hodgepode.
1. Recently rejected facebook status updates:
Women who roll suitcases into the locker room frighten me.
Women who apply make up wearing nothing but a thong in the locker room both frighten and impress me.
If you see me naked in the locker room, please don't speak to me until I am clothed.
I think I just washed my hair with dial body wash. Again.
Farts in the group X room are particularly noxious.
Hmmm, seems that I compose a fair amount of empty existential statements in my head at the gym. I think it's because the gym is the only place on earth that I'm ever alone, and when other people aren't making noise in my face, I'm making noise in my head. THAT could be a status update. But there's more:
My girl wants to know where the homeless people get sharpies to make their signs.
Breaking News! My son just texted me from school. He does not like his sandwich. Thank God he didn't wait until we got home to tell me.
TJ Maxx offers the opposite of retail therapy. Why is everybody yelling?
Kale chips are vile (turned that one into an entire blog post)
I'm using Words with Friend to make enemies (user name Jacquie ck - challenge me)
I feel guilty for using a vons bag at trader joes
I can’t do a left crescent kick for shit
The real reason I don’t like the front row at tkb is that it forces me to witness my white girl moves.
If you have a microphone within 6 inches of your mouth, you really don't need to yell.
2. This reminds me of 3:00 at the club
|Arguably the best part of any trip to the pool|
3. I talked about this meal incessantly on the day it was cooking, and finally had the chance to enjoy it at almost 9pm. Torture.
|spicy butt sandwich with slaw = love. recipe|
Happy Long Weekend, America!!!!