Fiction Friday: capcha

Yesterday we were informed that our developer added the Capcha feature to our website. Capcha, huh? I had never heard this word before, but supposedly it means that-graphic-of-distored-characters-you-have-to-enter-to-leave-a-comment, or something very similar to that.

This got me thinking about all those silly capchas I jot down when entering comments here at me and you and ellie.

It was obviously a sign to have some capcha fun.

I've got some of these done, but please, jump in on the rest, k?

undessaw: a word used by elementary students when they have glimpsed some portion of the opposite sex's underwear

whera: a word used by tweens and teens when looking for something (as in, "whera are my jazz shoes?!")

sonity: what a parent may lose the in process of raising a son

psyrons: the loud noise crazy people hear in their heads

vrones: testicles

scronal: the area around the scrotum

clant: a clit, sideways

tross: a slutty girl

troth: an unmarried hussy

hesse: a male hussy

skinesse: a thin person with flair

sundond: the state of having a rich, dark, even tan

tenti: adjective used to describe how certain dresses make us look

faterin: the areas where we carry more weight, as in, I'm faterin in the hips

ressedie: word used by women to describe men who are balding but have decided not to shave their head and go with that metro sexual look

ledis: well known part of the Lord's Prayer

arienedu: somewhere close to xanadu, but not quite as amazing

niveri: the amount of time it will take most of us to reach nirvana (or even arienedu)

bugstabb: speaks for itself (and directly contributes to niveri)

Here, now you try:

mupgrafe:
tulameda:
sialeg:
dessetsh:
nonimi:
flyst:
ansupi:
roablung: 
turge:
foravo: (1) pro-avocado!; (2) the process of gathering avocados
evertizi:
exipilic:
hedlentl:
somones:

Capha later! Adios.