Here Comes the Bride

As a child, she mastered the jolly green giant stance for family photo opportunities

She's a beauty, inside and out

She is often thought to be good enough to eat

And her eyes are the windows to her soul

She is dignified and graceful

She is serious about hot sauce

She is and will always be the original Bird Woman

She's fun

She's funny

She can rock the perm bangs like no one's business

She is an adorable misfit

She is the biggest little

She provides back up when others do the Proud Mary shimmy

Eyes. Windows. Soul.

She can strike a pose

Sometimes she falls down

She said yes

She found her love

Here comes the Bride!