Ahhhh, beach house. Isn't it everyone's dream to have a beach house? I mean really, what's better than the beach?
A beach house.
There are only two requirements for having a beach house.
The first is obviously most important: beach.
The second is really superfluous, especially for a day party. Don't get me wrong, I would love to have a beach house of my very own in which to spend every moment of my livelong life. But in terms of a long Sunday BBQ at the beach house, the only thing one really requires is a working toilet. Ammmiright? The rest is gravy. Electricity? We had coolers.
We did actually have furniture, and it was strategically placed in the exact best spot of the beach house's best room
It was a great day with great friends, a beautiful day with beautiful people. Here, let Uncle Merv show you:
|We could see the downtown skyline to the north|
|and the gorgeous pacific immediately west|
|and 360 degrees of friends and food and booze and chairs.|
then the sunset
then the skateboarding bulldog, obviously
If you have the keys to the beach house, I hope you'll always text me.