Do you have a band aid?
No, didn’t you hear dad yelling about the 40 empty band aid boxes in the cabinet last night?
I cut my hand shaving a kapla block
I’m making it really pointy
You’re making a shank out of a smooth-sanded pine building plank?
What’s a shank?
Or is it a shiv? What’s the difference between a shank and a shiv?
What are you talking about?
You know, the knives that prisoners make out of soap or a toothbrush in their cell. Is that a shiv or a shank?
Maybe shank is a verb
You can’t make a knife out of soap! (mock battle with soap shiv – don’t mess with me or I’ll stab you with my soap!”)
People didn’t always have easy access to convenient weapons, the cavemen made weapons out of wood right from the trees
They didn’t have kapla blocks
How did they make them sharp without a pocket knife?
They used rocks and stuff, or the brick walls or the leg of their bed
They had beds?!
They have beds in their cells
Cavemen didn’t have beds
What did they sleep on?
Well, they probably made beds out of fur and leaves and stuff, but they didn’t have bed legs to use for sharpening their shanks.
I bet jail beds are really uncomfortable.