First-grade funnies

One of the bonuses of being a mom is finding various gems while cleaning out your first graders school folder. You never know what you're going to find in there.

Here are my two recent favorites:

Wait what? When were you lost at the airport?!? And how do I not know about this? And, um, did you let your teacher (who is, by the way, a personal friend of mine) know that this was an airport in which you were with your dad?

Hee hee. (Not sure why she had to go ruin it by tacking that extra "e" on there...)