I got home late last night from my business trip to Philadelphia. It was past 2 AM east coast time by the time I put the key in the front door lock and dragged my bags into the house.
The house was empty save for the cats, as the girls were sound asleep at their dads' houses. But don't think they didn't leave little remnants of themselves scattered throughout the house. They did.
The below is the most obvious -- strategically placed on the big empty kitchen island, where I'd be sure not to miss it.
Can't blame a girl for trying, right? And I actually have to admit that #7 is slightly compelling....