This is one of those magnetic notepads, it's been hanging on our fridge since January 27 of 2009, next to a photo of the world's most adorable toddler:
Exhibit E: ..
That little toddler grew up to be a girl who does glitter glue crafts on her unmade bed:
weird, yet typical.
That weirdo recently earned the right to serve as chef during a school presentation about Brasil. He took the role very seriously, and was seriously pissed that he was forced to cut the onion with a degrading butter knife.
My family is weird.