Oh well no wonder there's a deficit!

Silly me. I thought the current fucked up state of the US economy was due to excessive war spending, increased overall spending, tax reductions, etc.

But apparently I've got it all wrong. I'm the reason for the national debt. Well, me and a ton of other women in this country.

At least according to Congressman Allen West.

This guy has it all figured out. Talking to a conservative women's group he said:

"We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side - these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness - to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That's what we need you to do. Because if you don't, then the debt will continue to grow...deficits will continue to grow."

Okay, on just how many levels is that wrong?!
 
Let's see:

"We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side - these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness - to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That's what we need you to do. Because if you don't, then the debt will continue to grow...deficits will continue to grow."
 
What is he talking about? Are women no longer members of government, the military, and every other segment of the American landscape? Do we not vote? Have jobs? Make our own decisions?
 
Let's look again:
 
"We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side - these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness - to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That's what we need you to do. Because if you don't, then the debt will continue to grow...deficits will continue to grow."

Liberal women are neutering American men? And men are now in danger of becoming subservient? I don't run into many American men who are fearful of this. Do you?

Just one last look:

 "We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side - these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness - to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That's what we need you to do. Because if you don't, then the debt will continue to grow...deficits will continue to grow."

Yes, if only someone could talk some sense into all the women who believe in birth control, safe reproductive health, and peace, there would be no debt, no deficit, no problems.

You probably think that I'm making this up. But I'm not. It's on Fox news, so it must be true:
http://nation.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04/26/allen-west-liberal-women-neutering-american-men

(And please, people, don't forget to get your Women for West T shirts that he mentions in the start of the video, k?)