Remember my cute post about lice?
They're back!! And guess what? This time I am their feast. Yes, me!!
I have always known that motherhood is incredibly glamorous, but this just may take the cake.
But, to be honest, I prefer beer. And I've had a couple of Stone pale ales tonight. What else can I do?
Well, laugh, of course, and be grateful that I didn't get some serious diagnosis like diabetes, or lupus, or cancer. Diagnoses that are life changers. This, this incredibly revolting event, is only expensive, inconvenient, and unbelieving time consuming.
I am a bit pissed though, because I really thought I had them beat in July. I thought I was so incredibly careful and thorough. Apparently I wasn't. So I'm going a different route this time -- yes, I'm bringing in the lice professionals.
What? You didn't know they had professional lice salons? Well they do. The Hair Fairies Salon in La Jolla(!) is actually adorable, and everything they apply smells delicious, and they offer a guarantee that you will be lice free. A guarantee! That's worth a lot to me, and is, of course, going to cost me a fortune, but I don't care. I am going to learn from past failures. I am going to pay the big bucks.
I'm going to get