There were so many interesting things to explore in that space, so I grabbed my camera and snapped a few photos to show you. Just remember the part about it being dim. That was not an exaggeration, and although we were a quad of smarty pants girls about the town, none of us could figure out how to work the lights.
So imagine yourself surrounded by seriously good smelling air, and imagine the sound of a babbling brook. Now go pee, then come back and look at my photos.
|The little corner bar was a study in adorbs. Everything was wee and sweet and enticing.|
|In another corner there was another wee bar set up! Awwwwww!|
|If you got bored in this room, you could wish upon the handy kaleidoscope.|
|If you got thirsty in this room (and who wouldn't with all of that adorable liquor lying around?), you could enjoy a stella from your bag after chilling it on ice for 11 minutes. Approximately.|
|If you bring your dog to this room and your dog is hungry, you can order her up some chopped steak for $14! plus a 25% service charge plus a 9% convenience charge plus tax and tip.|
If you feel snacky in this room, you can choose from a wide selection of very mature snacks:
|Or... um... you can look into what else they have got for you...|
|intimacy kit -$12|
|24 plus breaths! for $18! That's less than a dollar a breath!!|
|I had to sign a "no party policy" at check in, and initial my understanding that we were strictly limited to two persons per bed.|
|Look at the person I got to have in my bed!|
|And in the other? Bona fide rock stars!|
|No party poopers.|