4 Letter Word: Back
Movie: Beauty and the Beast
Boy Name: Billy
Girl Name: Beatrice
Something you wear: Bikini
Something found in the bathroom: Bathtub
Reason for being late: Beach traffic
Something you shout: Beer!
Baltimore Billy was driving Beatrice the beautician in his BMW to see “Beauty and the Beast” when they ran into a ton of beach traffic. He started to imagine what she would look like in her bikini, but knew he promised they would dine on burgers after the show. So instead, he decided to call out to the waiter -- "Beer!" as many times as possible during the meal in order to work up the courage to suggest he scrub her back in the bathtub.
4 letter word: Jinx
Boy Name: Jeremiah
Girl Name: Jacquelicious
Something you wear: Jockstrap
Something found in the bathroom: Jars
Reason for being late: Jailbreak did not go as planned
Something you shout: Jumpin Jehosiphat!
Some thought it was a jinx that Jeremiah's jailbreak did not go as planned. If he had worn his jockstrap, he might have survived the juggler's well aimed balls. After all, he was the first man in Jackson to attempt a getaway in a run down jalopy. He thought he would ward off both demons and police with open jars of jarlsburg and the stereo pumping the eerie soundtrack from the movie Jaws. The beautiful Jacquelicious could do nothing but watch as her true love was felled, and through her tears she shouted: "Jumping Jehosiphat, you're really bad at this!"