I couldn't help but notice that there was something odd about this suitcase....
It almost looked like someone was trying to claw their way out of it.
Oh hello there! Were you resting in that outside zipper pocket?
Girlfriend, what happened to your forehead?
And look at your poor doggie, up there on the bed
His sutures are harder to see, but I count at least nine, right there in the abdomen.
How will you keep him from chewing and scratching at them?
Could all of this misfortune have been inspired by actual events?
We might have another surgeon in the family after all, Dad!